ishipitliketitanic:

megustamemes:

This person had their priorities straight!

99% of that was tacos

ishipitliketitanic:

megustamemes:

This person had their priorities straight!

99% of that was tacos

(via clair-de-loony)

stareyedprince:

mom of the year

(via mr-radical)

Everyone has six names.

  1. Your real name:
     Brent
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    Green Pangolin
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    Joseph 34th
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle):
    Weijo
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    Red Wall
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): 
    Black Ottie

(via warriorspork)

charcoalfeathers:

iamohjay:

what

irl glitch

charcoalfeathers:

iamohjay:

what

irl glitch

(via actualvantas)

kennythecontra:

saltyprincess420:

thecolorffooff:

mineralists:

Massive Ammonite Fossil

#don’t fucking say it
This is as close to an ammonite god as you’ll get how can you not

CONSULT THE HELIX

PRAISE THE HELIX

kennythecontra:

saltyprincess420:

thecolorffooff:

mineralists:

Massive Ammonite Fossil

This is as close to an ammonite god as you’ll get how can you not

CONSULT THE HELIX

PRAISE THE HELIX

(via beta-shinji)

snowchildhero:

atomicblonde:

diabeticwitchbrother:

atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t d o e s n ‘t h a v e t o  b e  a  h u m a n


YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT

oh no

snowchildhero:

atomicblonde:

diabeticwitchbrother:

atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t d o e s n ‘t h a v e t o  b e  a  h u m a n

image

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT

oh no

(via effervescentphilanthropist)

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

(via clair-de-loony)