Dude, bats  are mammals.

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queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

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As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

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outofcontextdnd:

Cleric to Rogue - “How do you expect me to solve a problem WITHOUT summoning giant bees?”

I’m so glad I follow this blog.

lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

This seems intentional to me.

lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

This seems intentional to me.

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crazyress:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

not if you watch enough porn